Tiger's Push Present x 2 or 4, maybe 6 or 8?

According to Amber and myself, if we do the math correctly, Tiger owes Elin, not only one but two push presents for pushing out those adorable babies, but he also owes Joslyn James, his lovely porn mistress, a gift as well, not for pushing but for impregnating and keeping quiet (for a few years at least), we'll call it a HUSH present. Or, we think, he was gift enough and his presence, not presents is just as good as any jewels. That's nice Ms. James, and since you didn't actually push those kids out, your loss. We strongly feel that Tiger, should be purchasing some hefty baubles for his lovely wife, who, at the moment is choosing to stay with his lying, cheating *!#!!!, but who are we to judge, I'm sure she has some big plans for him!! Remember Tiger, we're here to help support all of those so-called pregnancy's that are about to come out of the woodwork. So far 2! We think Elin should get double for each one! Stay tuned to see how many women come out!!

Here's what we think Elin should be getting! Since she's so sporty and classic, check out our picks...pay attention TIGER!!!

Lot's of diamonds and rubies,

Amber and Jen